Once More, with feeling

Three, baby. That’s three in a row for major championships in Florida. We beat you in sports – that’s just what we do around here. You want to dump the ball on your big man all game? Fine – we’ll hit threes all game. Oh, and thanks for blocking all those shots, the threes we got out of them were much better than the twos anyways.

Man, I would hate to be an Ohio State fan right now. Just when you had the chance to pull the turn-around upset of a heavily favored team (and against the same school that did it to you just months ago) , you have to go and run your mouths. Yes, we are a good team. And the great team (one of the greatest – ever) won tonight.

There’s no other name so glorious – all hail, Florida, hail!